This is something I tried on a couple of other Rat Lists, only the topic was, "Make up a rat joke--NOW!"
Sometimes I'm bossy. I'm also a lousy comedian, because this was my rat joke:
Q: How do you know your rat is hungry?
A: He's breathing.
That didn't get as many laughs as my
guinea pig joke:
Q: How do you know your piggie is about to poop?
A: He's breathing.
(Trust me, around guinea pig people that one KILLS!)
Someone made up this joke, which I thought was pretty funny:
Q: What do you call a person with only two rats?
A: Newbie!
So, does anyone else want to make up a rat joke?
--Victor
