A Dogs pet peeves

[LoveMyStaffies]

Thought this was funny and had to share




10 Peeves Dogs Have
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweater! s. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know
the truth, you're just jealous.

Now lay off me on some of these thing's. We both know who's boss
here !!! (you don't see me picking up your poop do you ) ???

[Padfoot]

LOL! That's really funny!

[fluffball]

[beansale]

Those are hilarious. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face this morning.

[Jenn]

Funny

[Purplebunny]

Cute and very true!

[Trickiesmurf]

LOL thats too funny!