Tortise stories

[Fubie]

THAT'S RIGHT.
I have a TORTISE story.
So me and my friend were at the zoo..well, here was our converstaion.

Friend: You should have started, like, ten years ago, for your plan to work.
Me: Yeah, if I got a tortise now I'd have to wait like, 15 years to ride it.
Tortise: Mmrmr..WHOOOA
Friend and me: O____O

See, tortises can talk. We were surprised too. No one believed our story. But it's true, so very true..

[Vanilla_Rat]

I don't get it...

[Fubie]

`.`


Ok.
Me and my friend have this joke about getting a baby tortise and raising it to be a giant, then riding it to places..very slowly.
Well, we were talking about this, infront of the tortise habitat (it was the giabt tortise, I forget their name) and all of a sudden the tortise start's making grunty noises, waving his head in a circle.
THEN, I swear, he said "WHooa".
We both heard the tortise talk. It was a TALKING tortise.

[Ravnos]

Tortoises can make various noises, hisses, grunts, moans... they just aren't very talkative.

[Fubie]

Maybe nobody just LISTENS enough 8D
Whooaa

[SwC]

I agree with Fubie, most probably just dont listen enough lol.