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Old 03-14-2002, 10:46 PM
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Rescue Humor


This is playing on the idea of how ppl will get rid of a pet when a new baby comes into the house

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all over,NJ 1800-555-1212 desperate Calls only please 02-11-2002

Help Urgently Required! Please help! After two long years of being on
a waiting list for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified
by the breeder that at long last, our number has come up, and... WERE
HAVING A PUPPY! We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now,
because we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going
to be! Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the
children in new homes this weekend!!! They are described as: One
male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesnt bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested.
Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy
condition! Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and
gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a
little time and training, he will do well in a new home. One female,
strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be surly at
times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament tested,
but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on
all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets
along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys. She is
house trained, and would do best in a one child household. We really
LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope you
understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real
emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest. I
hear that in Tennessee there are bins where you can leave off
strays...does anyone know if there is something like that around here
for children?
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