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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-29-2004, 08:42 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Baking Cookies With Your Cat

This is really cute if you don't take it too seriously! Enjoy!

Baking Cookies With Your Cat

1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
2. Get cup of coffee.
3. Get cat off of cookbook.
4. Find that special recipe.
5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
8. Break eggs in small bowl.
9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
10. Answer the phone.
11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
14. Throw flour out and get more.
15. Preheat oven for cookies.
16. Glare at cat with desire to bake cat now.
17. Watch cat run for cover into bathroom.
18. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
19. Run to bathroom to investigate loud crashing sound.
20. Cat has toilet paper all over floor and your personal
bathroom things knocked over on top of the counter.
21. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
24. Clean up bathroom.
25. Run to kitchen to see what cat is doing now.
26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
27. Try to pick cat hairs out of flour.
28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies.
30. Squeeze cat through partially open window into a
stranger's car at the store parking lot.
31. Eat most cookies on the way home.
32. Give the last cookie to the cat waiting at the front
door.
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That is too funny and true!

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Insert the word 'kids' instead of cat, and you have my day Too cute!!

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Cooking with cats is hard. I remember I once narrowly avoided Meeko burning himself. I opened the oven and turned around to put something down and Meeko decided to investigate the open oven. He was JUST about to STEP ONTO THE UBER HOT OVEN DOOR when I turned back. I just about freaked. I grabbed his fuzzy butt and hauled him away. Can you imagine what could have happened? Burnt paw pads. Eek!

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Sounds like my Varuca but I need to add that when you do something and need to open a cabinet or a drawer check about a half an hour later for a screaming cat stuck inside.
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Doodles likes climbing into things too. We always have to check before we close closets and the fridge to see if she's inside.

Otherwise we hear meowing and never know where it's coming from.

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I know this thread is old...but I just read it,& must say...I L0VE it!
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LOL! I just sat there laughing (and falling of my chair) when
tilt wrote about the cat trying to get in the oven. I hope I dont sound cruel...
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Oh my gosh!! Thats so funny!


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Very detailed, cute! Wondering that cookie taste with cat hair..

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