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The Aries Cat 21 March - 20 April

The Aries Cat is adventurous and energetic, always exploring new
areas. Aries cats love to dash about, check out wherever they are.
Their pioneering nature leads them in new directions. Their
confidence and impulsiveness sometimes gets them into
precarious situations, whether it be following a mouse into a corner
that's a little too tight or chasing that ball a little too fast on
hardwood floors. But the Aries cat will always firmly and boldly
assert himself and dive headlong into another escapade, especially
if it entails jumping on top of the refrigerator.

The Taurus Cat 21 April - 21 May

The Taurus Cat is loving and cuddly. Taurus cats need their owner's
laps and will put up with almost anything just to sit in them. They
also love to lay in front of a fire or curled on a blanket. The Taurus
cat relishes time with his owner, but will ignore the owner from time
to time just to keep a little mystery. Taurus cats are quiet and
peaceful and are most comfortable when all is well and secure in
their world, especially if there's a scratching post, or sofa, nearby.

The Gemini Cat 22 May - 21 June

The Gemini Cat is a lively cat that gets along anywhere and with
most other cats. Gemini cats love to involve their owners in every
aspect of their lives, which often includes sharing a recent catch
from the back yard. At any age, Gemini cats are youthful and
exuberant, inquisitive and a bit devilish. The Gemini cat is versatile
and adaptive and absolutely loves a good romp.

The Cancer Cat 22 June - 22 July

The Cancer Cat is protective and caring. When no one is looking,
Cancer cats practice arching their backs and hissing. Cancer cats
are also emotional and intuitive; they know what's on their owner's
mind even if they don't care. Cancer cats can be sensitive and
tender, intuitively understanding all that is going on around them.
Except why that thing keeps swinging back and forth on the
grandfather clock.

The Leo Cat 23 July - 23 August

The Leo Cat is powerful and faithful. They are enthusiastic, full of
energy and come when they're called, which makes them the topic
of gossip among other cats. Leo cats head pell mell into
everything they do. From chasing shadows and dust bunnies to
batting around squeak toys, these are active dynamic cats. Leo
cats are convinced they are the masters of all they survey, the Leo,
after all is a member of the family. Above all, Leo cats are faithful
and loyal to their owners, except when a little catnip is at issue.

The Virgo Cat 24 August - 22 September

The Virgo Cat is modest and demure. While the Virgo cat knows
he's attractive and handsome, he's reluctant to show off. He knows
those frequent baths pay off. The Virgo cat is also reliable and
diligent, able to stare at a vent for hours without moving a muscle
and then dash off without waiting for a single word of praise. Of
course, the Virgo cat overcomes his natural shyness the minute
there's a mention of salmon treats.

The Libra Cat 23 September - 23 October

The Libra Cat is easy going and sociable. Libra cats are relaxed in
any situation, except maybe those that involve rambunctious
children. They love when their owners entertain, often rubbing the
legs of the guests for that added touch of hospitality. Libra cats also
mingle with the other cats in the neighborhood, and they accept
whatever comes their way with a smile and a soft purr. They don't
get worked up over anything, except for really appetizing cat food

The Scorpio Cat 24 October - 22 November

The Scorpio Cat is determined and focused. Whether it's a mouse
that needs to be chased or a sunbeam that needs to be laid in,
the Scorpio cat will perform the task with unrelenting resolve.
Scorpio cats are also passionate and they enjoy everything
they do. They are as intense playing and having fun as they are
giving themselves a bath. They will focus on whatever they are
doing or on an object of their desire with unbroken concentration,
or until they hear a tuna can in the opener.

The Sagittarius Cat 23 November - 21 December

The Sagittarius Cat is carefree and loves his freedom. Open
spaces and open doors are irresistible invitations to wander
and explore. Sagittarius cats are happy, especially when they
are outside. It's nice if their owners come out to play, but if not,
there are plenty of activities and adventures to keep the
Sagittarius cat busy and happy for hours. They also have
boundless energy and are happiest when they out in the open.
Of course, being inside getting a special cat treat also ranks
pretty high on the list as well.

The Capricorn Cat 22 December - 20 January

The Capricorn Cat is patient, careful and deliberate. They don't
seem to mind waiting for what they want. They know that
eventually, they'll get whatever it is. They'll sit quietly and calmly
in the living room, just waiting to pounce once that curtain moves
again. Capricorn cats are also committed to their routines. They
like certain parts of the house, certain toys and certain people.
Any kind of fish, however, is perfectly acceptable. The Capricorn
cat is also very disciplined, he wants his owner to know he can
be counted on. Especially when the scratching post need a good

The Aquarius Cat 21 January - 18 February

The Aquarius Cat is friendly and loyal. Aquarius cats love to just
hang out with their owners no matter what they are doing, unless
it involves bathtubs and water. Aquarius cats enjoy a warm
sunbeam, a soft blanket or a fluffy pillow as long as his owner is
close by. Aquarius cats are also independent and inventive, always
looking for new and different ways to hiss at dogs, spook the
goldfish and unravel the yarn in the knitting basket. The
Aquarius cat is a true friend in every way, even if there hasn't been
any catnip around for awhile.

The Pisces Cat 19 February - 20 March

The Pisces Cat is a kind and loving cat, even around water. They
are caring and giving cats, willing to share a toy, a lap or a bird
brought in from the yard. Because of their selfless nature they
come when they are called, hoping for a treat, but happy with
some strokes along the back. Change never upsets them and they
adapt to whatever their owner wants. They also enjoy quiet time,
comfortable with themselves and content with their lives. The
Pisces cat is willing to take anything that comes along, especially
is it tastes like salmon.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-27-2003, 09:42 PM
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Nooope, not at all.
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Mine don't either Pigsterz - (shhhhh- I think they took it out of Cosmo magazine and substituted the words *toys, *blankets* and *tuna* for MEN)

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-27-2003, 11:24 PM
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Nope not mine really. My little Varuka it doesn't fit at all (Aries) My bigger Eve (Capricorn) fits a little better but not entirly true.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-28-2003, 12:08 AM
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Deja -
You are absolutely correct!! I knew it sounded suspiciously familiar.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-31-2003, 10:58 PM
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my cat is a pisces and it fits him at least half way.

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