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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 11:40 AM Thread Starter
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Top ten signs your cat has learned your Internet password

10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.

8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

7. Your web browser has a new home page all about cats.

6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.

5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.

2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.

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A few months ago I got this large envelope in the mail addressed to my cat. Apparently Mr. Odie Kitty had ordered some pantyhose from Silkies... in the envelope was five pairs of pantyhose and a bill for 3 dollars. A few days ago I got a letter from a collection agency demanding the 3 dollars. I'm hoping someone comes to the door about this one, so I can hand them my cat and say "You try to milk money out of him, I've been trying for years."



In case you are wondering... any time I come to a webpage or something that requires me to sign up before entering, I always put one of my pets names. Now apparently many of my pets are on mailing lists and receive all sorts of random stuff in the mail.
My dog has gotten acne cream, samples of those nose strips, a listerine sample and chewing gum samples. My cats have gotten deoderant, panty hose, a calendar, a deck of cards. One of my lizards has gotten a guitar catalog, Advil samples, Vivarin samples and JellyBelly jelly beans. The list goes on... my pets get more mail than I do.

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ROFL,
I will have to remember to use my pets names on some websites.
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 06:07 PM
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That’s is so funny I will have to use my pet’s names but knowing me they would win a top prize that they would have to collect in person.

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That is so funny! I had a P.O.D teacher who signed up all his cats for BMG music CD's and then would act like they were crazy when they tried to collect.


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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-29-2002, 02:53 PM
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don't forget: you get an invoice that your credit card was billed for a fifty pound bag of science diet. and you only have a kitten.
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-13-2008, 11:39 AM
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...found this old post while searching for some info.

It is so funny I just had to it up!

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hehe, thats funny! cats.... good grief

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