Top ten things a cat thinks about - Paw Talk - Pet Forums
Cats Your scratching post for anything feline related!

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-24-2002, 11:39 AM Thread Starter
Fertile Myrtle
 
Christi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Nutsville
Age: 40
Posts: 3,063
   
Top ten things a cat thinks about

10. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.

9. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

8. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

7. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?

6. Hmmmm.... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we ever get those STUPID dogs to do anything for us?

5. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

4. Hey - no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

3. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place.

2. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

1. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!!

Wife to an amazing man,
mom to three wonderful kids (9, 5.10, 4),
2 dogs, 3 hermit crabs and 2 bettas

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
|
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Christi is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-03-2009, 02:04 AM
Amateur Zookeeper
 
CrWoodyspets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Earth
Posts: 3,572
 
lol thats cute! I know that this is old but i love it


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Purr more, Hiss less

Proud Owner to:
2 girl rats~Marlie and Lola
2 male cats~Scout and Oscar
1 girl dog~Kusa


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Always in my heart, my baby girls
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Rest in Peace Cleo, Lucy, Snickers, Maya, and Maggie

CrWoodyspets is offline  
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-07-2009, 02:41 AM
Movin' Up in the Pack
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 802
 
Haha hilarious! Number 3 was so cool!

"Play with me and keep me busy! You have your work, your entertainment, and friends. I only have you! " - Unknown

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Visit -
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
- for fun and tips for pets!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
wishbone is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-07-2009, 06:02 PM
Betta Bomb
 
Purple-Hops's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: SJ Newfoundland, Canada
Age: 32
Posts: 5,202
Blog Entries: 5
  
HAHAHAHA!! Im busting laughting, the repition of the can opener is too funny. It seems since all the cans I buy have the flip top now, that Illusion would replace the can opener ones for ANY sound in the kitchen that may be remotely near the treat dish..
Purple-Hops is offline  
post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-07-2009, 10:49 PM
Amateur Zookeeper
 
CrWoodyspets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Earth
Posts: 3,572
 
I like number 6lol


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Purr more, Hiss less

Proud Owner to:
2 girl rats~Marlie and Lola
2 male cats~Scout and Oscar
1 girl dog~Kusa


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Always in my heart, my baby girls
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Rest in Peace Cleo, Lucy, Snickers, Maya, and Maggie

CrWoodyspets is offline  
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome