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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-29-2005, 12:49 PM Thread Starter
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kitty poo. I was reading this on the net today on a humour site. Well, I think whoever wrote this doesn't really know cats very well!


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Why Cats are Better than Women

A cat doesn't know what a remote control is.
A cat loves you until it dies.
You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it knows you do.
A cat likes to be petted, anywhere, anytime.
Cats don't expect breakfast in the morning.
Cats don't lye, quibble, argue, pout.
Everything you do is interesting.
Cats need little space, a sunny spot in the window will do.
Cats don't smoke, drink, do drugs.
You don't have to tell a cat it's pretty.
A cat doesn't care if you haven't shaved for two days.
A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
Cats love to scrap bills and taxforms.
You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on its birthday.
You don't need to buy your cat's mother expensive presents on her birthday.

Honestly? Cats are just like women. They DO lye, quibble, argue, pout, expect breakfast in the morning, do drugs (what do you think CATNIP is?), and expect expensive gifts!


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-29-2005, 01:05 PM
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Yeah totally.
My cat is always following me everywhere for breakfast, dinner and tea but I have to say they are easier to cope with than my gf so maybe it is a bit true


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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-29-2005, 02:07 PM
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I don't know about expensive gifts, my cats are good with paper bags and empty boxes. Though, I'll agree with the quibbling and pouting. Oy vey.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-29-2005, 02:11 PM Thread Starter
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Perhaps, then, the expensive gifts part applies to Finnish cats? Since only the good stuff here is expensive!

But, my cats just like gifts in general--don't ALWAYS have to be expensive (and thank goodness for that, 'cause my coffers can't handle it)!

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-03-2005, 03:19 AM
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yeah and we women are usually satisfied with a gift of paper too...
when it contains a love letter
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