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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-13-2003, 08:48 PM
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Rat Jokes!

This is something I tried on a couple of other Rat Lists, only the topic was, "Make up a rat joke--NOW!"

Sometimes I'm bossy. I'm also a lousy comedian, because this was my rat joke:

Q: How do you know your rat is hungry?
A: He's breathing.

That didn't get as many laughs as my guinea pig joke:

Q: How do you know your piggie is about to poop?
A: He's breathing.

(Trust me, around guinea pig people that one KILLS!)

Someone made up this joke, which I thought was pretty funny:

Q: What do you call a person with only two rats?
A: Newbie!

So, does anyone else want to make up a rat joke?

--Victor
 
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-14-2003, 12:20 AM
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Ok, I laughed at the first one! I do think the second should be about chins instead of gp's though, lol


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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-17-2003, 04:46 PM
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Q: What do you call a person with only two rats?
A: A Newbie!

Hey Victor, that was me! Glad you liked it.

I've been wracking my brains for another. I'll have to come back. Boy, I hope I'm not just a 1 joke wonder
 
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-01-2003, 11:34 AM
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Q: What do you call a person with only two rats?
A: Newbie!
Haha..daft or what, still, I laughed.

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