Survivor-Pittsburgh Wedding Addition
Today my friend Chrissy got married. At the reception, my friends and I are "cutting the rug" on the dance floor. The best man starts boogying down and says he is going to change his shoes and he will be right back. Like 10 minutes later Chrissy looks all stressed, another country song comes on, and I decide to park it.
I sit down and Wendy, my friend, is like "The best man got bit by a rattle snake, it was under one of the cars out side." I am thinking, rattle snake in Pittsburgh? Yeah right.
This has the guys doing their Crocadile Hunter voices, blimey i will give it a kiss and all impressions, and then all the guys decide they need to go out side and SEE the rattle snake. I was perfectly content sitting in the recpetion.
So after 20 minutes of placing bets on which one of our losers is going to be rushed to the hospital we go outside to find out there is a very large snake painted on a bus. I then suggest the best man is tripping and imagined the snake is real....but alas the police come and find the snake in the wheel well of a guests car. (Thank god it wasn't our car).
The snake had left teeth marks in the best man's pants but he was unhurt! So then i went back in to be tortured with 4 more hours of country music and debated going outside to see if the snake could provide me some better entertainment!