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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-01-2002, 04:03 PM
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Talking How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

1) QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that ****ed stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle....

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the
light? I SAID,"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
 
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-01-2002, 05:05 PM
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heard this one LMAO
 
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 01:40 AM
 
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 08:25 AM
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heheheh that was good
 
post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-04-2002, 11:36 AM
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That is too much! Great joke!

 
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australian shepherd, border collie, cocker spaniel, german shepherd, golden retriever, jack russell, jack russell terrier, siberian husky


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