New Dog Breeds - Paw Talk - Pet Forums
Dogs Wagging tails, wet noses, unconditional love, and everything else that goes along with canines!

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 06:08 PM Thread Starter
Stinky Liverbrain
 
Padfoot's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Age: 37
Posts: 3,721
   
New Dog Breeds

Hello!

I don't know if this has been posted already, but it was posted on another forum and I thought it was so funny!!! Maybe it can lift people's mood here. 8)

New Dog Breeds Recognized by AKC
The following new combination dog breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu
Bull..... Oh, never mind


Dimaris

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Padfoot is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 06:59 PM
PT's Troll Hunter
 
Mallory's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Age: 33
Posts: 2,687
  


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Mallory is offline  
post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 07:00 PM
Misses Her Smilie Titles
 
Millimi's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: New Jersey
Age: 29
Posts: 5,668
    
Those are so hilarious! I just have to print those out and take them to school to show all of my friends. Thanks sooo much for sharing!
Millimi is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-06-2004, 08:26 PM
Paw-Talk Therapist
 
lixx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
Posts: 3,349
   

Owned by 26 chins, 7 cats, 2 dogs, and 7 aquariums


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Come drop by!
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
lixx is offline  
post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 12:19 AM
Super Soaker Snot Ball Shooter
 
Scarlette's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Age: 45
Posts: 6,574
      


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Rhonda
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Scarlette is offline  
post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 01:19 AM
Fluffy Potatokisser
 
Chinchilla_Girl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Aberdeen, NC
Age: 42
Posts: 4,887
       
Those are great!!

Chin Mom to Lila, Skye, Ty, Rolex, Calypso, Lizzie, Jax, Sam, Sage, Lorenzo, Spitfire, Holly, Dylan, Leia, Punky, Kylie, Skylar, Jetta, Oreo, Emma, Forest, Georgie, Alexis, Picador and all the kits!
Pittie Mom to Kali and Orion
Rattie Mom to Drake and Dumbo
Bunny Mom to Dutchie
Plain ole Mom to Zach, Brandon and Connor!
Come visit us at
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Chinchilla_Girl is offline  
post #7 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 01:23 AM
Eli
Movin' Up in the Pack
 
Eli's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2004
Location: washington
Posts: 781
 
Ditto to everyone lol
Eli is offline  
post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 02:19 AM
Wacky Chimpnose
 
Formula86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Dallas, TX
Age: 37
Posts: 6,239
    
cute!


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Formula86 is offline  
post #9 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-14-2004, 01:04 AM
Playful Pup
 
Chicklet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Springfield, OH
Age: 53
Posts: 58
 
OMG!! Those are just too funny!!

Terri....AKA Chicklet

Momma to 3 fur babies
--Jazzy 2/20/1993 (breed unknown)

--Baby 4/11/03 - 9/20/04 (black lab mix)
(I love you and miss you very much!!)

--Daisy 8/31/04 (yellow lab mix)
Chicklet is offline  
post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-14-2004, 09:24 AM
Angel to Abandoned Puppies
 
Chrisanne's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Arizona now
Age: 47
Posts: 3,971
      
too funny


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

MCBA Member

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
I've Been Frosted
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Chrisanne is offline  
post #11 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-14-2004, 10:35 PM
Movin' Up in the Pack
 
Ilovesmepets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: North Alabama
Age: 37
Posts: 620
 
My all-time fave wasn't on there...Cocker Spaniel + Pinscher=Cocker Pinscher...maybe it's not as funny to everyone else...But Thanks for the good laugh.

Because I was born in the South, I'm a Southerner. If I had been born in the North, the West or the Central Plains, I would be just a human being.
Clyde Edgerton
Ilovesmepets is offline  
post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 10-15-2004, 03:47 AM
Tiny Grosskisser
 
Crazy Chin Lady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Crazytown!!!
Age: 43
Posts: 2,769
   

Karen

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


[
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Crazy Chin Lady is offline  
Reply

Tags
basset hound, bull terrier, cocker spaniel, english springer spaniel, labrador retriever, lhasa apso


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome