HA HA! Deja and CandyCane--I got you beat!!!
One night while sleeping, I rolled over into a nice, steamy pile of puke right on my pillow!! You better believe Samantha was banned from sleeping on my pillow from then on!
And I agree, I vouch for crating at night. We crated our Rottweilers up until just recently, but they still are limited to two bedrooms. We put a baby gate up at the top of the steps and then close the bathroom door as well at the office and guest room doors. They are allowed to lay down anywhere in the hallway or in my parents bedroom.
Now that I'm sleeping in my room again (the attic instead the guest bedroom) Sam sleeps with me, but NOT on my pillow, she lays next to me or on my stomach.
I close her in my bedroom because she is still a little ticked that I moved her litter box and pee's in the other room on my dirty laundry. And she won't go to the litter box in the basement because the dogs might be at the bottom of the ladder. At least she's considerate enough to do it on the dirty laundry... but it still irks me. I can never catch her doing it but I smell the urine...
Welp, time to go do more laundry,