~ I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
~ I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
~ I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
~ I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, she eats it.
~ I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to throw up.
~ I will not roll on dead things.
~ I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.
~ I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
~ When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
~ I will not go crazy barking when I hear the neighbor's car start as he leaves for work at 5:00 a.m.
~ We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one on the television.
~ I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then dance all over the front yard with them.
~ I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.
~ I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's & Daddy's laps.
~ I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's license and car registration.