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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 09:30 AM Thread Starter
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Smile Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

~ I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

~ I will not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

~ I will shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

~ I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, she eats it.

~ I will stop trying to find new places on the carpet when I am about to throw up.

~ I will not roll on dead things.

~ I will stop considering the cat's litter box as a cookie jar.

~ I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

~ When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

~ I will not go crazy barking when I hear the neighbor's car start as he leaves for work at 5:00 a.m.

~ We do not have a doorbell. Therefore, I will not bark each time I hear one on the television.

~ I will not steal my Mommy's underwear out of the laundry basket and then dance all over the front yard with them.

~ I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.

~ I will remember the sofa is not a face towel and neither are Mommy's & Daddy's laps.

~ I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mommy's driver's license and car registration.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 09:31 AM
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lol Those are funny!


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Those are great!! I especially love the coffee table one!! Nacho was constantly doing that!! He never learnt!

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-13-2004, 05:48 PM
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at the shaking the rainwater off my fur!

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~ I will not eat the cat's food, before, or after, she eats it.
But that's half the fun of having a dog! They clean up those messes that you don't want to. Great for baby spit up too!!!! (That one grosses my mil out to no end! Guess that's why I encourage it so much. hehe)

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those are cute!


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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 01-17-2004, 10:32 PM
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I love those! Hillarious...

~ I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the can.

OK just visualizing this has me rolling

~ I will not roll on dead things.

If someone could make that Jack's New Year's Resolution I'd give you my first born!!

Dogs are such tasteless creatures - and think of this - who else would we love so much, even after they snacked in the cat box on Kitty Roca


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Here are Sam's:

1. I will not wake up Mommy and Daddy 3 times during the night because I want Mommy to be up with me, only when either I have to go potty, or Patrick and Jack absolutly want anything, but not when Jack throws a temper tantrum when he wants extra veggies.

2. I will understand that everytime Mommy makes something to eat, she doesn't have to share it with every time. I know I have my own food, and she always gives me extra.

3. I will not sneeze and blow my nose all over Mommy and Daddy.

4. I will be friendly to that bratty cat.

5. I will be nice to Rosie, I know that she can't get my food all the time.


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hehehe.. those are all very hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!


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