I have a western box turtle who can be somewhat picky about his food. I have found a few things he loves. Cooked, shredded chicken, anything out of a can of veg-all mixed vegetables, dandelions, crickets (loves them), strawberry tops, and especially bananas. A trick I learned from his previous owner is to put a tad bit of banana with his other healthier stuff and mix it all together. Then, it all tastes like banana to him, but he gets the nutrients. He also likes romaine, turkey baby food, and collard greens. Good luck, and no you aren't crazy, just a very responsible pet owner.