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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-23-2006, 10:51 PM Thread Starter
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Tortise stories

I have a TORTISE story.
So me and my friend were at the zoo..well, here was our converstaion.

Friend: You should have started, like, ten years ago, for your plan to work.
Me: Yeah, if I got a tortise now I'd have to wait like, 15 years to ride it.
Tortise: Mmrmr..WHOOOA
Friend and me: O____O

See, tortises can talk. We were surprised too. No one believed our story. But it's true, so very true..
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-28-2006, 11:43 PM
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I don't get it...

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 09:59 PM Thread Starter
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Me and my friend have this joke about getting a baby tortise and raising it to be a giant, then riding it to places..very slowly.
Well, we were talking about this, infront of the tortise habitat (it was the giabt tortise, I forget their name) and all of a sudden the tortise start's making grunty noises, waving his head in a circle.
THEN, I swear, he said "WHooa".
We both heard the tortise talk. It was a TALKING tortise.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-02-2006, 10:21 PM
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Tortoises can make various noises, hisses, grunts, moans... they just aren't very talkative.

She sits in her corner, singing herself to sleep.
Wrapped in all of the promises, that no one seems to keep.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-03-2006, 02:52 PM Thread Starter
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Maybe nobody just LISTENS enough 8D
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 06-03-2006, 04:57 PM
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I agree with Fubie, most probably just dont listen enough lol.
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