Me and my friend have this joke about getting a baby tortise and raising it to be a giant, then riding it to places..very slowly.
Well, we were talking about this, infront of the tortise habitat (it was the giabt tortise, I forget their name) and all of a sudden the tortise start's making grunty noises, waving his head in a circle.
THEN, I swear, he said "WHooa".
We both heard the tortise talk. It was a TALKING tortise.